What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun